Zaino polishes, cleans, and protects the precious one. It is an excuse for Corvette owners to bond with their car - an opportunity to escape from chores and the responsibilities of the family – to become one with their ‘Vette. Some perform the ritual more often than they bathe themselves and others do it with more passion than newlyweds making love.

The process is simple, but time consuming. It can take any where from a few hours or up to a week to complete, depending on the owner, their stamina and how deep their obsession is. In the end, the one with the cleanest, shiniest car wins.

So what’s the best way to apply Zaino car car products?

Step 1: Wash the car
According to the makers of Zaino, the car must be delicately bathed with Dawn Ultra® liquid detergent. Then thoroughly dried with a 100% cotton, white towel. Tantalizing her owner, the voluptuous curves of your Corvette, hide under the cloth, anxious to be exposed. She is cradled while beads of water are lovingly blotted from the arch of her back and backend.

A 210 mile per hour electric leaf blower is an even better drying option – it dries the car in five minutes or less and doesn’t touch the paint’s surface, eliminating all possibility of scratches. It’s not quite as romantic as running a soft towel over the car, though.

Step 2: Check the car’s surface for smoothness

Run your hand caressingly over the car to check for dirt or other contaminates on your Corvette. To get rid of them, use Zaino Z-18 Claybar™ ($16.95). This synthetic bar is used by auto body shops and automobile manufacturer’s to remove things like break dust, rail dust, general pollution, tree sap, bugs, and more. To apply it, combine Zaino
Z-7 Show Car wash ($8.95) with water and her squirt her down. Rub the Claybar back and forth lightly and rub the residue off with a terrycloth towel. Throw your bar away if you drop it to avoid scratches on the car.

Step 3: Check for swirl marks or hazy paint

If you find any imperfections on your Corvette, use Zaino’s Z-PC Fusion™ paint cleaner and swirl remover ($12.95). Apply a small amount to a cotton or foam applicator pad. Rub the product into small areas of the car, taking car to massage each piece until you are satisfied with the results. This process may require a few applications. Your ‘Vette won’t mind – who doesn’t like lengthy massages?

Step 4: Add a light coat of Z-AIO™ ($26.95)

Z-AIO™ serves as a foundation for Zaino Polish. Use a soft cotton applicator to apply. Remove with clean, soft towels.

Step 5: Add Zaino Polish to your Corvette

Choose from the following Zaino Polish: Z-2 Pro™ ($14.95) for paint with a clear coat finish; Z-3™ Show Car Polish ($14.95) for paint without a clear coat; or Z-5 Pro™ ($16.95) which is similar to Z-2, but covers swirls and scratches on dark colors.

No matter what car polish you choose, it must be passionately applied as gently as a lover giving a back massage with scented oils, working them into the body with slow, long, circular strokes.

Drying time is required and the length of time can vary depending on the weather. This allows the car a chance to relish the tingle of its full body massage.

To someone outside of the culture, this can be slower than watching a pot of water boil – but not so for the Corvette enthusiast. This is an opportunity to make love to other parts of the car. Sixty full minutes can be devoted to the inside, caressing her seats, vacuuming her floor and fondling her dash.

Step 6: Remove Zaino polish

After you are sure the polish has dried, remove it using soft towels.

Step 7: Spray with Z-8 Grand Finale Spray Seal ($19.95)
Most ‘Vette owners still are not content and feel compelled to apply Z-8 Grand Finale Spray Seal, a quick process, that when applied, leaves the car looking extra shiny and smooth looking. It’s particularly useful for repelling dust and dirt and contains anti-UV protecting agents – it’s sunscreen for your car.

The entire process can be repeated two to four times depending on the desired amount of cuddle time you require with your Corvette!

Step 8: Get out there and strut your Corvette’s stuff!

To purchase Zaino, contact:
By mail:
Zaino
4057 Highway 9 North #106
Howell, NJ 07731

By telephone:
888-999-9870

By email: info@zainobros.com

By Website: http://www.zainostore.com/

Bio

Denise M. Ruggieri is a freelance writer and a “Corvette Girl” for three years now. Her and her husband, Nick, are proud owners of a 1999 Magnetic Red 6-speed Corvette which they’ve taken to local Corvette shows, and events across the nation, with their local Corvette Club. Denise was fortunate enough to meet “Corvette Girls” from around the world while writing her graduate thesis, “Corvette Girl” which focused on women with Corvettes and the Corvette Culture as a whole.

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